Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
And no one understand why I scream on the way back home
