Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
