If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
