"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
You know medium, the sizes between small and you!