"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother