"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job