"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again