There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes