This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
