This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?
I'm hungry enough to block a colon
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife