A long while back Chuck Norris got drunk and peed in the middle of the road in the city We call that city Atlantis
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)