Cellphones waves can harm brains. Chuck Norris brain waves can harm cellphones
When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind
Chuck Norris's computer doesn't have a "esc" key. No one escapes Chuck Norris
What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing"
