Chuck Norris completed both the horde and alliance quests in World of Warcraft... With the same Character
Why couldn't they print Chuck Norris' face onto the toilet paper? Because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from no one
Chuck Norris brought Mcdonalds to its knees with a roundhouse kick to the Mcnuggets
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris