Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!
Mr Norris often donates food to the needy, unfortunately he can only deliver 'cans of whoop ass'
When Chuck Norris plays zombies at transit, the zombies get on the bus and leave!
