Chuck Norris doesn't have seamen He has the Navy Seals
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris once slept with Whoopi Goldberg. Nine months later the Predator was born
