Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
Chuck Norris can play Twister with himself and win
You have lost your mind before you hit. Chuck Norris you have lost your life after you hit Chuck Norris
What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing"