Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
Chuck Norris was born Sept 1 1945 World War II ended Sept 2 1945. What a coincidence
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King