Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffeewith his breath
Chuck Norris owns a custom belt-sander with 3 settings: Low, High, and Shave
AC/DC's song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris's driveway