Chuck Norris has a diary called the Guinness book of world records
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
They found Chuck Norris's diary. It's now know as the Guinness Book of World Records
Chuck Norris never reads a book. He stares down at it until he gets all the information he wants
