Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move
They found Chuck Norris's diary. It's now know as the Guinness Book of World Records
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room, the bears not dead it's just afraid to move
A long while back Chuck Norris got drunk and peed in the middle of the road in the city We call that city Atlantis