Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move
Share This Joke:

Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move

is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

More Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Germex can kill 999% of germs, but Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants

Chuck Norris ran the Indy 500 running backwards and placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd