Chuck Norris heard nothing could kill him. So he tracked nothing down and killed it
Share This Joke:

Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris heard nothing could kill him. So he tracked nothing down and killed it

is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

More Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Cellphones waves can harm brains. Chuck Norris brain waves can harm cellphones