Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off
Chuck Norris's computer doesn't have a "esc" key. No one escapes Chuck Norris
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffeewith his breath