Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs
Chuck Norris don't wear sunblock the sun wears Chuck block
A long while back Chuck Norris got drunk and peed in the middle of the road in the city We call that city Atlantis