Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: 'now'
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris owns a custom belt-sander with 3 settings: Low, High, and Shave