Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris steps on land mines because he likes the way they sound
The Great Wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out. It epicly failed