Chuck Norris owns a custom belt-sander with 3 settings: Low, High, and Shave
Chuck Norris shits with such Velocity that he doesn't need to flush
Chuck Norris brought Mcdonalds to its knees with a roundhouse kick to the Mcnuggets
Chuck Norris ran the Indy 500 running backwards and placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd
