Chuck Norris threw a granade killed 50 people then it blew up
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris got bit by a snake once. After 3 days of pain and agony the snake died
