Chuck Norris threw a grenade at a gang of terrorists and they all died 5 seconds later the grenade went off
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up, He pushes the world down
Chuck Norris masturbates to a picture of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!