Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!
Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink
Chuck Norris can climb the slide at McDonald's With his socks on
When Chuck Norris plays zombies at transit, the zombies get on the bus and leave!