Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!
A long while back Chuck Norris got drunk and peed in the middle of the road in the city We call that city Atlantis
Chuck Norris masturbates with a handfull of sand
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress