During skydiving, Chuck Norris' parachute failed to open. The next day, he took it back for a refund.
Chuck Norris once made a model moon for a science project. We know it as the Death Star
Actually, Chuck Norris killed two stones with one beard The dude who posted it wrong is now moments away from a painful death
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris