During skydiving, Chuck Norris' parachute failed to open. The next day, he took it back for a refund.
What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a wrecking ball? Chuck Norris actually levels the building
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe Chuck said, "I don't like the juice" Hitler heard him wrong
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he knows is the element of surprise