Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris
And God said, "Eat from any tree except that one, that's Chuck's tree"
Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink