Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off
Germex can kill 999% of germs, but Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants
Chuck Norris once threw a gernade and killed 30 people then it exploxed