Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)
Chuck Norris orders his pancakes at the Waffle House And he gets them
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he knows is the element of surprise