The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffeewith his breath
Chuck Norris entered American Idol and won the X Factor
Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
When Chuck Norris left his home for college, he told his dad "you are the man of the house now."