The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffeewith his breath
If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Chuck Norris doesn't always eat out, but when he does He prefers your mother