There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
When you see someone in a full body cast congratulate them They are one of the few f*cked by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is actually the best bodyguard in the world. Too bad he is self-employed
