There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris once killed a man 3 hours before the fight broke out
Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic