What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing"
Chuck Norris once played baseball. He hit a home run. The ball got lost. That ball is now known as neptune
The only time when Chuck Norris thought he was wrong is when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund