When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves