When Chuck Norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before
Michael Jackson didn't dye himself white. Chuck Norris scared the black out of him
Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund
