When the president pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris' cell phone rings
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick
Chuck Norris ran the Indy 500 running backwards and placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd
