While normal people pee there name in snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in cement cursive
Chuck Norris got bit by a snake once. After 3 days of pain and agony the snake died
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Mr Norris often donates food to the needy, unfortunately he can only deliver 'cans of whoop ass'