You have lost your mind before you hit. Chuck Norris you have lost your life after you hit Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund
The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off
When Chuck Norris dropped his wallet, a kid picked it up known as bill gates today