And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.
Of course I'm smarter than you. You're just too stupid to see it.
Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!
"Instructor": Why are you talking during my lesson? "Student": Why are you teaching during my conversation?