Good thing they have dental floss for you to get all the pubes out of your teeth
I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.
Girl: I wanna see some blood! Guy: Check your panties
And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.