Good thing they have dental floss for you to get all the pubes out of your teeth
I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
I would like to fart in a bag and shove it over your head.
