"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money
Sorry I'm having a headache on Saturday night!
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
"Guy": Your place or mine? "Girl": Both. You go to yours and I will go to mine