I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.
You will never find someone like me!! That's the point!
"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework