I would like to fart in a bag and shove it over your head.
I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.
What's the bra for? You have nothing to put it in!
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework