A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the "b" is silent.
I am busy contemplating my future. Don't worry, this will only take a minute.
You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
