A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life