A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of