A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them