A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."