A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace.
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions
