A woman about sex has to know 'why?' and a man 'where?'
Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy
Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' 'Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser
