A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way!
I wanna complain first... like a fat teenage girl with low self esteem and no hope