Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
