All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
