Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
Not quite certain which is more serene and peaceful anymore. My PMSing girlfriend or the people around here.
You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane.
If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.
