Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day.
Why don't witches wear panties? They get a better grip on their brooms!
You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.
