Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
