Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.