Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it