Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.