As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free...
What do marriages and tornadoes have in common? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the History channel
