Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale