Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized